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For those of you who don't know, Newgrounds is a site found here: http://www.newgrounds.com/ It was made by a guy by the name of Tom Fulp in order for people to create their own flash cartoons, games, and even music and post it onto the interwebz. Since then, it's grown, had a few facelifts, and is now one of the most popular sites on the internet, and certainly one of my personal favorites. I surf it often, wading through gigabytes and terabytes of crap. However, some of the flashes I've seen on there were truly great, and I'd like to honor them here. So here it is, my Top 10 Newgrounds Flash Submissions. Enjoy! 10. Madness Series:

It's a fact. I always watch the version of an anime that's better, whether it be sub, or dub. But for now, I want to talk about those shows that actually got better in the trip from Japan to America. So, here it is; my Top 10 Anime Dubs. 10. Blood+ - Now, this anime is a bit to gory for my tastes, but even I have to admit   that the violence was left untouched, the voices were pretty easy to listen to, and the music was pretty much untouched. 9. Yu Yu Hakusho - Now THIS was impressive! Every bit as great as the original manga, Hakusho had EVERYTHING intact, except for a small bit of the music. But hey, that's ok! 8. Death Note - This

                                  My Opinion on the Best of the Best Films Ever Besides gaming, the one form of media that has had the most effect on me was the film media. Movies are a way to get a message across to the audience that can be enjoyed by anyone with half a brain cell. Having said that, though, if you try to make a list of the best films, this is almost impossible because film style changes every day. I mean, if you try to compare The Maltese Falcon to Transformers, it’s incredibly easy to tell when each was made. But I can still try, can’t I? This list is a little different, though, because instead of just doing a

WARNING: This review contains extremely controversial opinions about an extremely overrated game. If you flame the author over this, then you can fuck right off.                                                               BdG Review:                                                    Super Smash Bros. Brawl Invariably, when a series goes to the 3rd and 4th installments, the franchise usually gets worse. However, when I heard about Brawl coming out, I had a feeling it would break that trend. After all, politicians spend half their time preaching about how the future will be brighter than the present, and I always saw myself as a p

                               QReview: Super Smash Bros. Brawl (or is it????) Wario: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER REVIEW?!?!?!? deGodot: Yes. I want you to review this. *gives it to Ema* Kyon: *sigh* Oy… fine, what game? Ema: Let’s see.. Oh! Super Smash Brothers Brawl! Kyon: …oh f*ck. Wario: GEAHADHFAHRFERHAWEGFENWKLERNAOGM! IT’S BROS! NOT BROTHERS! GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! *jumps on Ema and starts strangling her* Kyon: HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH WITH **** ON TOP AND A SIDE OF ****! Ema: *dies* Kyon: Oh great. Now you’ll bring her back, right deGodot? deGodot: HAH! No. Wario: Ex-squee

Kyon: *stretches and yawns* Boy, and I thought baseball practice took it out of me. You have to be Mickey Mantle to keep up with Haruhi... *CRASH* Kyon: *jumps up* WHAT THE HELL?! ???: Hey Kyon. Kyon: WHAT THE- oh. Its you. What do you want now deGodot? deGodot: Thats MR. deGodot to you! I have another game for you to review. Kyon: ...You're kidding right? It's 10'o'clock and you want me to review a freaking game? Now?! deGodot: Well there's no time like the present! Now wait one second. *deGodot disapears for a few seconds, then rematerializes with Ema and Wario* Kyon: Oh God... not in my house... Wario: ANOTHER GAME REVIEW?!?! I w

Dear Joe Quesada I recently had the... courtesy to read your companies HORRIBLE spin offs “Marvel Zombies” and “Marvel Apes”. While I thought they were well drawn I thought I’d offer you an idea for a better spin-off title. The idea is kind of like the past two ideas. But it is called Marvel Medusa. The idea is that Wolverine discovers a machine that transports Him/her/It/Them to an alternate dimension, where every male character in the Marvel Universe is a stone pillar. Naturally Wolverine, or Logan if you perfer, is horrified when they discover this. And try to get the hell out out of this place. But the Marvel